King Missile - Hide The Knives lyrics

It's a day of sun and rise It's a day of days and roses It's a day of grey and holly It's a day of dates and raisins It's a day of nuclear sandwich pie It's a day of fluorescent tomatoes It's a day of cantaloupe highways It's a day of tornado surprise It's a day to ask the doorman, "Pardon me, what day is it? Can I use your car? Mine needs a new Band-Aid. It has a hole in it." It's a day to hide the knives, hide the knives, hide the knives I can't think straight It's such a beautiful day that I can hardly stand it Hide the knives, this is it. Hide the knives 'cause I really mean it this time. Hide the knives, I can't think And all I see is white, white pain, light It's a beautiful day and there is no time There is no time but the present There is no future and there has never been a past Hide the knives and let's go fishing Hide the knives and put the cat out for the night Hide the knives and let's see if this is the right kind of household appliance Hide the knives so I can split my head open with a pickaxe instead of carving myself up like the thanksgiving Doughboy Hide the knives in you and I and everybody will be safe for another few seconds Hide the knives and hold me down and slap me hard and spank me and spank me and spank me, I am so bad Hide the knives 'cause my wrists are already bleeding Hide the knives because today is such a beautiful day and I can't go outside and I can't be alone with you Hide those knives, kids, and if you order now, get a free bamboo steamer and a fondue set Hide the knives, tie me up, and gag me and throw me into the Gowan*s Can*l I love the water, the water is so beautiful, the way it reflects the sun in your hair, the light in your eyes, the birds are so beautiful Life is so wonderful, I'm going to implode, expand, contract, negate It's happening, it's happening, it's over and I wonder where you are and I haven't got a clue The game is over, please pa** the knives It's over. It was Colonel Mustard in the billiard room with the revolver. It's over. The game is over. Put the knives away and return to your seat and await further instructions.