King Missile - Take Stuff From Work lyrics

Take stuff from work It's the best way to feel better about your job Never buy pens or pencils or paper Take 'em from work Rubber bands, paper clips, memo pads, folders Take 'em from work It's the best way to feel better About your low pay and appalling working conditions Take an ashtray - they got plenty Take coat hangers Take a, take a trash can Why buy a file cabinet? Why buy a phone? Why buy a personal computer or word processor? Take 'em from work I took a whole desk from the last place I worked They never noticed and it looks great in my apartment Take an electric pencil sharpener Take a case of white-out; you might need it one day Take stuff from work It's your duty as an oppressed worker to steal from your exploiters It's gonna be an outstanding day Take stuff from work And goof off on the company time I wrote this at work They're paying me to write about stuff I steal from them Life is good