King Missile - Gary And Melissa lyrics

Posted By: Font (Font) Date: Wed Feb 27 01:12:27 1991 Title: Gary And Melissa Gary and Melissa John S Hall/Dave Rick from the King Missile album _Mystical sh**_ on Shimmy Disc Gary and Melissa Loved to make love Loved to make love Loved to make love to each other Over and over and over again For the first few weeks of their relationship They made love four or five times a night They were really turned on for awhile Then to enhance their pa**ion They bought s** books The Joy of Sex The Sensous Couple The Joy of Sex Part 2 The Kama Sutra Even Yet More Still Joy of Sex Popular Mechanics Betty Crocker Anything They tried as many positions as they were capable of Physically Physically Physically They were really turned on for awhile Then to heighten their pa**ion They bought s** toys Ben-wa balls French ticklers Nipple clamps co*k rings Whips and chains and bondage gear Bowling balls dil*os Vibrators Watermelons Commemorative Statuettes of Liberty Anything They were really turned on for awhile They set up a video camera And taped themselves having s** Then they watched it on the VCR While having more s** Then to heighten their pa**ion Gary taped Melissa having s** with some of his friends And Melissa taped Gary having s** with some of her friends Then they watched it on the VCR While having more s** They were really turned on As the years went by Gary and Melissa became fine upstanding members of their community Although they never married Their relationship outlasted all the marriages on their block And they never fought Except to heighten their pa**ion They had made an agreement That when one of them died The other would continue to live with and make love to the corpse But as luck would have it They were both k**ed in a freak accident And died at the exact same moment Holding hands