(sung) Darkness and misery, like two little birdies Flying and fluttering 'round my head Flapping their wings like relentless anguish Swinging sweet tweety songs of despair and futility Flitting around and around and around and around and around and around Flitting around and around and around and around and around and around Frightening some of the children and enticing other little children With false promises of hopeless hope Flitting around and around and around and around and around and around Flitting around and around and around and around and around and around Look at the children smiling Look at the children smiling Look at the children smiling and laughing, telling happy stories Of Santa Claus and democracy and "Jesus loves you" The birds are beautiful with sunshine songs of d**h On a magical early morning sunrise of happy apathy Flitting around and around and around and around and around and around Flitting around and around and around and around and around and around... (variations on "Flitting around and around..." ad nauseam)