King Mighty - Zurci lyrics

[Intro: King Mighty] Ay ay ay ay King Mighty [Verse 1: King Mighty] Ok i know what your saying This chubby must be playing Bought a frickin bat your the one that i be aiming I'ma hit you like a ball Push you down the stair and fall Don't frickin blame me if i bust your frickin ball I'ma run away like hell Cause i dont wanna go to jail See a dude delivering mail Bust his head with a rail I'm sorry for this violence I'ma rest in peace in silence Then a fan comes up at ask mighty can you sign this ? Yeah ! KM - Whats your name bro ? Jimmy - My names jimmy [Verse 2: King Mighty] So i signed it and his sister comes up Mighty can you sign my titties gave her thumbs up They were really big, bigger than a pillow My moms last name before it was castillo But it doesn't really matter cause this raps about me Just cause i said that i still love my family I know i can't rap, you dont need to tell me But when i'm on that radio don't start to be jelly bruh KM - Dont be jelly, just cause i'm on the radio don't be jelly bruh, don't be peanut bu*ter either hah [Verse 3: King Mighty] Okay that boy M I G H T Y I am munchin on your other girlfriends chicken apple pie I be spittin all that hella goooood Always rockin a color hoooood Always gettin pissed or sad, but now you know my moods Don't give a dang, about what you think At least i ain't listenen to that group N Sync I know your favorite color is hot pink Know wonder why your breath smell like the sink KM - Ha that was actually just made up right now Cool ? Alright i guess [Verse 4: King Mighty] Alright i'm back up in this trick Spittin raps up on the track Up on the mac up in this trick I wanna see how my life brought me to this Cause you know i gotta piss Getting distracted, i think i miss [Music Cuts Out] Stranger - Um sir, uh you need help with your pee ? KM - Huh No [Lil Verse 4: King Mighty] Back to what i was saying I was only playin bruh [Verse 5: King Mighty] But im sitting in my house on this dusty a** couch No one else was there except for a mouse Drinkin mountain dew, listenin to Lil Dicky I spilled some soda on me, my fingers gettin sticky But i'm walking to the microwave, find somthing to eat Nothing else was there, except for left over meat I don't know what to do I don't know how to cook But instead of eat, i just picked up a book Learned somthing interesting, learned a recipe Stole from 7-eleven, is that a penalty ? KM - Wait x2 Hold up x5 I need to breath [Breaths Taken] Okay ! [Outro] Six-foot, seven-foot, eight-foot ZURCI !