King Gordy - Gordy the Great lyrics

[Hook: King Gordy] Now here's the story of Gordy the great Loves puffin' blunts, stuffin' food in his face He takes the road only few would take You'll probably see him on the news today [Verse 1: King Gordy] Well b**h, Gordy's here to crash your cabaret You're pissed, I don't care, I done had my laugh anyway I'm here to smoke all your weed cause I downed your liquor I'm laughing, my family's steamed as soon as I enter They don't really wanna tell me how they feel, be real Ma', you don't want me at your crib cause I steal And dad, you don't want me at your pad Cause every time she walks past I'm looking at your new wife's a** My auntie and uncle? They hate my guts too I hate it has to come to me taking from you Sorry guy, but I feel you've insulted me Just for leaving something in front of me Honor amongst us? b**h, stop it Man, I'm tryna pick pocket the man who's pick pocketin' And for the ladies, I have a magic trick, listen here Put your purse in my hand, watch it magically disappear [Hook: King Gordy] [Verse 2: King Gordy] What's on today's agenda? I can't remember Oh yeah, take a swisher, put haze all in it, then blaze and hit it Okay, I'm back on track now I drifted away for a minute, came back down I'm mental, my brain starts itching from these rap styles Did I mention I'm insane lyrics that wow A thieve who feels stronger 'bout robbing Please pardon me while I steal your belongings From kitchen utensils to kids bicycles From pennies to nickles I will try to hit you they say Nothing is worser than a thief Thou shalt not steal is what many people believe But I shall not live without anything to eat Ill steal a hot meal, candied yams, greens, and meat And a big cup of Kool-Aid to drink See I'm a broke MC, I don't get paid to think [Hook: King Gordy] [Verse 3: King Gordy] To those I offend, I'm really not sorry for it Oh you stole before, see, you just call it borrowing' No matter how you look at it, it seems to me You've been charged for a crime I like to call thievery You're in denial, but I'm sure it'll pa** Now you go now with your big bad stealin' a** It ain't wrong man, you needed that shirt, you needed them pants Baby girl you need that skirt, you need that cash You stole from your baby daddy's secret stash Girl you lookin' good, so what if he beats your a** Sometimes you just have to take the good with the bad If you took it, then you crooked, better hope that it lasts If this becomes a hit, man I'll be so glad Cause I actually turned hittin' a lick into a fad And I'll have fans that scream to me with feelin' (Hey, thats the guy who made a whole song about stealin' I love you!)