King Creosote - You've No Clue Do You lyrics

You've no clue do you... You've no clue do you... You've no clue do you... You've no clue do you... You've... As with all your rules of thumb, This one comes with an index. There's few good moves in there for some, That even you've avoided, With no small success. You've no clue do you... You've no clue do you... You've no clue do you... You've no clue do you... You've no clue do you... You've no clue do you... You've no clue do you... You've no clue do you... You've... Library lead pipe p..p..professor plum, That's yet another wrong guess. Watch real close where others mark their cross, Might that pique the interest, Of a cheat, of a liar, of a scumbag, Well that's that off my chest. You've no clue do you... You've no clue do you... You've no clue do you... You've no clue do you... You've no clue do you... You've no clue do you... You've no clue do you... You've no clue do you... Take a test... Colonel mustard is a seed sower and a ham But you've no clue do you... Hazard a guess... Mrs peaco*k is a ready feather in his cap But you've no clue do you... Take a test... Mrs white is doe-scared in his flower-like hands But you've no clue do you Hazard a guess... Miss scarlet is embarra**ed to have ruddy been had But you've no clue do you... Take the test.. Even queen reverend green is envious of this cad But you've no clue do you... Haphazard a guess... Pro-plum pro-plus pro damson is distraught But you've no clue do you... You've no clue do you.. You've no clue do you... Doctor black's dead pan humour is intact.