Kinetics - Horny Girl lyrics

Horny girl [Hook]: I met a girl at the club, she was horny I f**ed her that night and in the morning But it's all so blurry, when you hook up in a hurry I think I forgot about the rubber She called me last week with the bad news I didn't want to admit it but I had to to Now I'm gonna be a father, it s**s for my daughter I just wish I kinda knew the mother [Verse 1] Ayo excuse me miss, can I sing you a little music? I saw that a** shakin,' it got me a little boosted Not to be rude or nothin,' but you must be doin' something Cause you got me droolin' over that ba-donka-duka-dunkin So mommy if you with it, then we can hook up later But first, maybe we should converse like a Chuck Taylor But if you ain't in the mood for discussion then baby f** it Cause I know that when you're under the covers you're like a Mr. Bucket I'm makin' moves, if you wanna pack ya baggage We can ride a horse and carriage throughout Italy and Paris We can f** in front of monuments because you're not embarra**ed Yo I know you love the way the Eiffel Tower resembles a phallace And in my palace on a secret bed of roses We can eat forbidden fruit 'till the seeds are comin' out of our noses Call me Moses, cause I can be your savior But you know you gettin' spanked if you're not on your best behavior Sike! I'm just joshin' you mommy, and I been watchin' you mommy The way you drop it got me rockin' a rocket salami And for a couple nickels, baby I would hump your nipples And I'll pump my plumper pickle inside of your pumpernickel [Hook] I met a girl at the club, she was horny I f**ed her that night and in the morning But it's all so blurry, when you hook up in a hurry I think I forgot about the rubber She called me last week with the bad news I didn't want to admit it but I had to to Now I'm gonna be a father, it s**s for my daughter I just wish I kinda knew the mother [Verse 2] It's like Corona and lime the way that we go together I'll have you droppin' ya drawers like you was a broken dresser Yo Vanessa, whatever ya name is, I think I forgot it I just wanna see you drop it like sensitive topics You would think it's Fred's spot, whenever I get wops We the Flintstones, the way that we make the bed rock And when I'm hittin' it, I'm infinite My dick is like a flagpole in the winter, the way your tongue sticks to it Let's make love in this club like I was Usher But like a silly motherf**er I forgot the rubber So call me on ya mobile phone, whenever you're home alone And I will come over and give you my Y chromosome…Easy! [Hook] I met a girl at the club, she was horny I f**ed her that night and in the morning But it's all so blurry, when you hook up in a hurry I think I forgot about the rubber She called me last week with the bad news I didn't want to admit it but I had to to Now I'm gonna be a father, it s**s for my daughter I just wish I kinda knew the mother