Look outside the window, there's a woman being grabbed They've dragged her to the bushes and now she's being stabbed Maybe we should call the cops and try to stop the pain But monopoly is so much fun, I'd hate to blow the game And I'm sure it wouldn't interest anybody Outside of a small circle of friends. Riding down the highway, yes, my back is getting stiff Thirteen cars are piled up, they're hanging on a cliff. Maybe we should pull them back with our towing chain But we gotta move and we might get sued and it looks like it's gonna rain And I'm sure it wouldn't interest anybody Outside of a small circle of friends. Sweating in the ghetto with the panthers and the poor The rats have joined the babies who are sleeping on the floor Now wouldn't it be a riot if we really blew our tops? But we've got too much already and besides they've got the cops And I'm sure it wouldn't interest anybody Outside of a small circle of friends. Oh there's a dirty paper using s** to make her sales The supreme court was so upset, they sent him off to jail. Maybe we should help the fiend and take away his fine But we're busy reading playboys and the Sunday new york times And I'm sure it wouldn't interest anybody Outside of a small circle of friends Smoking marijuana is more fun than drinking beer But a friend of ours got captured and they gave him thirty years Hey maybe we should raise our voices, ask somebody why But the protests they're all such a drag, and besides we're all too high And I'm sure it wouldn't interest anybody Outside of a small circle of friends Oh look outside the window, there's a woman being grabbed They've dragged her to the bushes and now she's being stabbed Maybe we should call the cops and try to stop the pain But monopoly is so much fun, I'd hate to blow the game And I'm sure it wouldn't interest anybody Outside of a small circle of friends