Kind Of Like Spitting - Draft Dodger Rag lyrics

Well, I'm just a typical American boy From a typical American town I believe in God and Senator Dodge And keepin' old Castro down And when it came my time to serve I knew 'Better dead than red' But when I got to my old drop port Buddy, this is what I said "Sarg., I'm only 18, I got a ruptured spleen I always carry a purse I got eyes like a bat, my feet are flat And my asthma's getting worse Yes, think of my career, my sweetheart dear My poor old uncle and aunt Besides I ain't no fool, I'm going to school And I'm workin' in a defense plant I got a dislocated disc and a [unverified] back And I'm allergic to flowers and bugs And when the bomb shell hits I get epileptic fits And I'm addicted to a thousand d** I got the weakness woes, can't touch my toes I can hardly reach my knees And if the enemy came close to me I'd probably start to sneeze" "Sarg., I'm only 18, I got a ruptured spleen I always carry a purse I got eyes like a bat, my feet are flat And my asthma's getting worse Yes, think of my career, my sweetheart dear My poor old uncle and aunt Besides I ain't no fool, I'm going to school And I'm workin' in a defense plant And I hate showin' why, and I hope he dies But one thing you've got to see Is that someone's gotta go over there And that someone isn't me So I wish you well, Sarg., give 'em hell And k** me a thousand or so And if you ever get a war without blood and gore Well, I'll be the first to go" "Sarg., I'm only 18, I got a ruptured spleen I always carry a purse I got eyes like a bat, my feet are flat And my asthma's getting worse Yes, think of my career, my sweetheart dear My poor old uncle and aunt Besides I ain't no fool, I'm going to school And I'm workin' in a defense plant