A is for apple B is for bu*t C is for cat bu*t D is for doo doo E is for elephant doo doo F is for fart G is for gorilla fart H is for huge gorilla fart I is for eyeball J is for jammies K is for kid fart L is for long and loud farts M is for monkey bu*t N is for saying good night night at nap time O is for oh! P is for panda peeing and pooping in her potty while papa plays peek-a-boo Q is for Q-Bert R is for robotic monkey who's going to take over the world S is for stinky T is for turd U is for uh oh V is for flying V W is for wee wee X is for exactamundo Y is for yucky and yummy and you And Z is for farts that smell like the zoo