Kimya Dawson - Beer lyrics

the beer i had for breakfast was a bottle of mad dog and my 20/20 vision was fifty percent off you said punch-buggy red and punched me right in my left eye i said don't you mean pediddle? and i lit his house on fire he came home on acid i was holding his shotgun i was dressed like tina turner in beyond thunder dome he said don't shoot, i said i won't i love you you're my friend i handed him my wig and shot myself in the head then i stuffed a box of tissues in the hole in my skull i got in my mazda and i drove to the mall i got a big johnson shirt and some silicone tits when i pulled out the tissues they were covered with sh** and the beer i had for breakfast was a box of cheap white wine and the boom box on my shoulder was a box of clementines i ate every single one without noticing the mold you said you're gross my darling, i said no i'm rock and roll even though i'd never ever been in a band i got cool as black ice tattooed on my hand and the christians gave me comic books as if i would be scared of burning in hell well i was already there and the beer i had for breakfast silver bullet in the brain and the beer i had for lunch was a bottle of night train and the beer i had for dinner was my crazy neighbor's pills we had to sit down on skateboards jut to make it down the hill then i peed my pants and you stole the groom's cigar and some old man made me watch him masturbate locked in his car when i got back to the apartment you were face down on the floor you said don't go to bed yet let's go get a 64 and the beer i had had for breakfast was a pint of jim beam and a fifth of peach schnapps and some warm sunny d and you said bottoms up just as i bottomed out i tried to scream f** you but blood was pouring out my mouth evan dando never planned on telling you the truth and your leonardo i.d. card is your fountain of youth you can be a teenager for your whole f**ing life just find some pretty s**er and make that b**h your wife i guess by now you all know my friends danny broke his neck he was driving home from sirens when he got into a wreck first i cried for him and then i cried for me haunted by the ghost of the girl i used to be but the rocks with holes are warm in my hands and i buried my toes in the hot hot sand and the silver pink pony kisses me and says you've come a long, long way and you deserve to be really happy