When I was 5 years old I had an imaginary friend He was a Vampire Who was vegetarian I moved around a lot Now contact has been lost Now Im 25 I hope hes still alive If I could call him up I wonder what hed say? Would he recognise me now Would he still like to play? He is still alive I just locked him up inside Isnt it funny the things you find? When you drink a little too much wine... Now I must admit Its a very srange sensation When you fix a drink For a figment of your imagination Then he put a record on Cause he knows all my favourite songs As the music changed the mood He ate his favourite food I felt so suddenly relaxed By the questions that he asked I said Is your love for real? He said Son its all part of the deal And it comes as a surprise To have you by my side But I knew you wouldn't mind Even if I told a lie...