Kidz Bop Kids - Superstar lyrics

If you are what you say you are, a superstar Then have no fear, the camera's here And the microphone's And they wanna know oh, oh, oh, oh Yeah, uh, a fresh cool young Lu Tryna' catch his microphone check two, one, two Wanna' believe my own hype but it's too untrue The world brought me to my knees, what have you brung you? Did you improve on the design? Did you do somethin' new? Well ya' name ain't on the guest list, who brung you? You, the more famous person you come through And the s**y lady next to you, you come too And then it hit me, standin' outside of heaven Waitin' for God to come and get me, I'm too uncouth Unschooled to the rules and too gum shoe Too much of a new comer and too uncool Like Shadow and Lavelle, I battle with it well Though I need holiday like lady who sung, "Blue" Go back, whatever you did you undo Heavy as heaven, the devil on me, two ton's too If you are what you say you are, a superstar Then have no fear, the camera's here And the microphone's And they wanna know oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah And you better wear your shades The spotlights here, can burn holes through the stage Down to the basement, pa** the Indian graves Where the dinosaurs laid And out through China, nearly misses airliners Magnified times five, 'less it's pointed at the rhymer Ricochets off the moon and sets the forest ablaze Now that's important to say 'Cause even with all that, most of us don't want it to fade The audience ain't fazed, they ain't gonna clap And they ain't gonna praise They want everything back that they've paid 'Cause they've been waitin' since ten to see the lights get dim If you are what you say you are, a superstar Then have no fear, the crowd is here And the lights are on And they wanna show, oh, oh, oh, oh yeah So chauffeur, chauffeur, come and take me away 'Cause I've been standin' in this line for like five whole days Me and security ain't gettin' along And when I got to the front, they told me all of the tickets were gone So just take me home where the mood is mellow And the roses are grown, M&M's are yellow And the light bulbs around my mirror don't flicker Everybody gets a nice autograph picture One for you and one for your sister Who had to work tonight but is an avid listener Every song's a favorite song and mics don't feedback All the reviewers say, "You need to go and see that" And everybody claps 'cause everybody is pleased And then they all take the stage and start performin' for me Like, ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha If you are what you say you are, a superstar Then have no fear, the camera's here And the microphone's And they wanna know, oh, oh, oh, oh If you are what you say you are