Kid Rock - If I Was President lyrics

If I was president of good old USA You know I'd turn our churches into strip clubs And watch the whole world pray I'd give the working man back his money I'd make the dirty f**ing politicians pay To all the women raising our children I'd give 'em a vacation every year To our good women raising our children Give 'em a paid vacation every year While all the good gals are relaxing Us daddy's will be out looking at titties and drinking beer If I was president even for just one day Ya know I'd make the day Joe C pa**ed away One of our nation's new national holidays If I was president I swear I'd get the job done Ya know I'd uphold the freedom of speech, baby And our rights to carry guns I'd give my state of the union address From a mile high smoking a joint on air force one If I was president I wouldn't lie or sneak around If I was president I would have s** in the oval office Then lie about it all over town I'd put TV cameras in the Lincoln bedroom So the whole nation could watch Rock laying it down And Monday night football on every TV And Lynyrd Skynyrd on every radio I'd give myself a pay raise So the good folks in New York would never Have to pay to see a Kid Rock show I like good whiskey, I like fine ladies too I've got off on a bad reputation billy From running 'round with cats like you I'm so glad to be back in New York City For MTV's 20th playing for some of the best fans like you