[Refrain] There's a gentleman that's going round Turning the joint upside down Stool Pigeon - ha-cha-cha-cha He's an old ex-con that's been away Now he's back, no one's safe Stool Pigeon - ha-cha-cha-cha [Verse 1] If you wanna squeal, said the FBI We can make a deal, make it worth your while So he told it all and in return He got a credit card and a Thunderbird And the maximum security Even after plastic surgery So go on and squeal, said the FBI We can make a deal, make it worth your while [Refrain] [Verse 2] After all the talk then they wired him And he took a walk with his crooked friends And they joked about the good old days And he recorded it on a reel of tape He caught the mug who did in the forgery And the babe in charge of larceny So the FBI they rewarded him Because they like a guy who will stab a friend [Refrain x2] [Verse 3] If you wanna squeal, said the FBI We can make a deal, make it worth your while So he told it all and in return He got a credit card and a Thunderbird He got a spanking new identity And a condo down in Miami He bought a plane, a boat and j**elry But he couldn't buy any company [Break] Stool Pigeon Stool Pigeon Ha-cha-cha-cha Ha-cha-cha-cha Ha-cha-cha-cha [Verse 3] [Refrain x2] [Outro] Stool pigeon - Ha-cha-cha-cha Stool pigeon - Ha-cha-cha-cha