Kid Capri - Billy lyrics

We interrupt this program to bring you a special report We are looking for a man named billy Who has just been accused for use of fake credit cards; Use of ups trucks; and trying to sell crack To an undercover token clerk What is this world coming to? well i'll tell you Yeahhh his name is billy Now let me tell you about this guy right here Bust it A brainiac, con artist to the 't' Able to geese, you and me Talks like a psychotic pimp, walks with a limp.. .. but he's a wimp! Mastermind of the computer world, he lives With his wife and a cute little girl Now this is the story of a family And the man of the family, huh, his name was billy "yeah you know that guy named billy He was always conning somebody He was always getting away with murder word" His name was billy! "he tried to have moet tossin olde e money I ain't tryin to have that But let me tell you about this" Ohhhh, billy billy billy, wha**up for today? Ha ha! tell me, did you ever find a way To make that money real quick - well i got an idea "so what's the idea?" computer chip! Here's a job, some numbers, two credit cards We'll split it even, but here's the odds Twenty to one, who's harry crumb? He's a big fat man which he carries a fat gun Now billy, a smooth operator Sneaks out his door, a to the elevator Gets on the sixth, and gets off on the fifth Then heads out the building with His little pocket knife in his hand Show em you're a man billy.. understand? A few people try to mug him, crack dealers love him Delivery boys think highly of him United parcel, very colossal.. uh! Sometimes he get a bit hostile Don't even care, if people stare He gets his package look around, then he's outta there! Well a-nother day, a-nother dollar Don't wanna do it, boy but he's gotta A diamond to sell, three point one carat "so what he did?" sold it to the first floor f*ggot No real money, one and a third But the brother's gonna get, as high as a bird Bell bottoms, yes the man invented the slacks Old fashioned turn them naked pointy shoes with spats He got the limp to his walk, hat co*ked just right Walkin down the block, lookin like, willy dynamite! This man is amazing, he does a lot He can tell you what he can do, and what he can not He get you radios or tv's, clocks and beds He's gettin, twenty to life once he's caught by the feds His name was billy "yeah my man went and got her credit card Bought my man a pathfinder jeep, word up I ain't actin like we ain't been down Knahmsayin? he never get love from me Always tryin to con me but i ain't goin for it Word" break it down! "tell em what you want kid capri" Man i need a vcr, really (really, really) I thought you was going to lookout, billy You told me to be here six o'clock By that time, you said you'd be ready to make the drop Well i guess you're fronting again When you gonna be on the up and up my friend? You keep conning, you better chill! Cause a brother like me will squeal.. on billy! "he did it, he did it! Word up man i'm squealing on him man He tried to front on the kid capri, word" His name was billy! "ain't no way in the world i'ma let that go Lords of funk ain't tryin to have that! Knowhatimean?" His name was billy! "man you need to grow up before you blow up Youknowhati'msayin? Stop tryin to play high post with a low income" His name was billy! "i ain't havin it.. Now before you think about doin it Let me tell you this!" Don't mess with bill (no no-no no) Don't mess with bill (uh-huh) His name was billy! Uh-huh, mmhmm, ah-hah, mmhmm Ah-hah, mmhmm, mmhmm, mmhmm Ah-hah, mmhmm, ah-hah, mmhmm Ah-hah, his name was billy I think billy learned his lesson Just leave that crack alone! I'm outta here