KickThePJ - Loser With A Story lyrics

When I was at sea many years ago An octopus tried to sink my boat All 8 eyes were locked on me The sea was black and it tried to squeeze And my face turned blue, and my head spun around And my feet weren't even touching the ground I thought this was it, I was going to die My heart slowed down, I was feeling kinda high Why would I make up such a lie Have you seen your life flash before your eyes? And it's not that I couldn't sleep that night Getting a wink or two would have been a delight It's not the end but it wasn't the beginning It certainly wasn't preferential treatment I was knocked right off my sea legs By the waves that were bigger than my home And I tried to recover in a shelter That I found so deep down on the bed of the ocean My arms had became fins and my legs stuck together Feeling kinda frozen. What had I become? You could be the king of Nazareth Bathed in the golden sands of Heaven Stand strong by the pillars of Hercules Surrounded by a thousand henchman But either way, your mind may sway You're still going home tonight a loser with a story If you're brave enough to slide through time Then you still going home tonight a loser with a story And everything I've been through I guess It makes me look like a loser with a story (I'm just a loser with a story)