(Including John's theme, Is It Me?) Laugh and say I'm green I've seen things you'll never see Talk behind my back But I'm off the beaten track I'll take on anyone Ain't scared of a bloody nose Drink till I drop down With one eye on my clothes What is it? I'll take it Who is she? I'll rape it Got a bet there? I'll meet it Getting High? You can't beat it Doctor Jimmy and mister Jim When I'm pilled you don't notice him He only comes out when I drink my gin You say she's a virgin I'm gonna be the first in Her fellah's gonna k** me? Oh f**ing will he I'm seeing double But don't miss me if you can There's gonna be trouble When she choses her man What is it? etc Doctor Jimmy and mister Jim etc Is it me? For a moment The stars are falling The heat is rising The past is calling I'm going back soon Home to get the baboon Who cut up my eye Messed up my Levis I'm feeling restless Bring another score around Maybe something stronger Could really hold me down