Jimmy There's blood on my hands, and mud on my name My id threw a party and everyone came My innocence ravaged, my virtue devoured I can't count the strangers with whom I have showered I've taken a life, been stripped to my essence And to think all I wanted was swing dance lessons... Mary Jane, oh, Mary Jane You crumpled me like cellophane You stirred me up like beef chow mein You wreck me, Mary Jane Mary Jane, oh, Mary Jane You conquered me like Charlemagne Pleasure intertwined with pain You wreck me, Mary Jane Your toxic kisses make my heart race Faster than a cheetah I've been stapled and spindled My willpower's dwindled You melt resistance down like hot Velveeta! Mary Jane, oh, Mary Jane You flush my future down the drain You smeared me like a ketchup stain But I need you, I love you I'm loved by Mary...Lane (Loved by Mary, loved by Mary, loved by Mary Lane) (Loved by Mary, loved by Mary, loved by Mary Lane) Lane...I'm loved by Mary Lane! (Loved by Mary, loved by Mary, loved by Mary Lane) There's only room for one Mary in my life...Mary Lane! With an L—for love! I love Mary Lane! (Loved by Mary, loved by Mary, loved by Mary Lane) Mary Jimmy, what are you doing here in the middle of the night? It's almost nine p.m.! Jimmy Mary Lane, oh, Mary Lane Two words that fall like gentle rain Mary Did you take my car? Jimmy Touch my hand and k** my pain I love you, Mary Lane Mary Jimmy, I'm in my nightgown! Jimmy You flood my world with all the colors Of the Sunday funnies Innocent splendor Kisses so tender Softer than a pillow stuffed with bunnies! Mary Bunnies? I don't know what you're talking about, but I like the sound of it! Mary Lane, oh, Mary Lane Will help you sing a new refrain Jimmy With you beside we'll start again Just me and Mary Mary You and Mary Both You/Me and Mary Lane! When life becomes a roller coaster and I can't keep my footing Mary I'll love you completely Jimmy And steady me sweetly Sweet as Shirley Temple dipped in pudding! Mary Sweet as Shirley Temple pudding! Jimmy Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah! Mary Mary Lane Jimmy Oh, Mary Lane! Both Our hearts pound like a diesel train The world may crumble, we'll remain Jimmy Just me and Mary Mary You and Mary Jimmy Loved by Mary! Mary Loved by Mary, loved by Mary, loved by Mary Lane! Mae & Jack Loved by Mary, loved by Mary Clams Loved by Mary Lane! Miss Poppy Loved by Mary, loved by Mary Cop & Dead Old Man Loved by Mary Lane! Satan Loved by Mary Joan of Arc J'aime du Mary Jesus Not Mary Magdalene but Lane! Ralph & Sally Loved by Mary, loved by Mary Chinese man Mary Lane (??) Lecturer & Parents Loved by Mary, loved by Mary, loved by Mary Lane! Jimmy & Mary (ad-libbing) Loved by Mary, loved by Mary, loved by Mary Lane! We'll sing to the rafters of happily afters! Jimmy I love you Mary You're loved by... Both Mary Lane!