Kevin Hearn - Monsters Anonymous lyrics

Hello and welcome To the first general meeting Of the Monsters Anonymous Hello, my name is T-Rex I think I've got a complex I always want to smash the duplex Hello, my name is Loch Ness I've been living in the darkness I won't bore you with my regrets Hello, I am a Cyclops I think I'm losing my chops I'm addicted to my eye drop I'm Frankenstein's creation And here's my explanation Why I'm bad at pro-creation My nuts are in my neck I'm the monster under your bed I'm hungry, I've not been fed Maybe I'll eat your head Hi, I'm the Minotaur For three thousand years or more One-nil has been the score Hello, I am a giant If you're wondering where your car went Go look in my footprints Finally daylight has come Don't blink your eyes or it's gone You better run Thank you for attending The first general meeting Of the Monsters Anonymous