Kevin Fowler - Cheaper To Keep Her lyrics

I asked her what she wanted this year for our anniversary She thought about it long and hard... Then she said to me "I think I'd like a divorce, I think I've had enough" I said "honey I wasn't planning on spending quite that much" Well it's cheaper to keep her, Than it is to let her go, Just cant seem to say goodbye to half of everything I own, Well I am damned if I do, and I'm damned if I dont, Well it's cheaper to keep her than it is to let her go. She handed me some papers, That she wanted me to sign, She pulled out a pen and pointed at that dotted line Its not the thought of losing her That really braks my heart You see I'm in love with all my stuff and thats the hardest part. Well it's cheaper to keep her, Than it is to let her go, Just cant seem to say goodbye to half of everything I own, Well I am damned if I do, and I'm damned if I dont, Well its cheaper to keep her than it is to let her go. I started thinking about it, adding it up... The house the boat the car the truck When I see my attorney going to kick his bu*t For talking me out of that DAMN PRE-NUMP Well it's cheaper to keep her, Than it is to let her go, Just cant seem to say goodbye to half of everything I own, Well I am damned if I do, and I'm damned if I dont, Well its cheaper to keep her than it is to let her go. Well it's cheaper to keep her, Than it is to let her go, Just cant seem to say goodbye to half of everything I own, Well I am damned if I do, and I'm damned if I dont,