[Verse 1] Well, I toss and turn in the sheets I close my eyes, but I can't sleep Another night waitin' up on her While this Bourbon and the porchlight burns No matter how hard she tries There's no way to hide what's been goin' on She don't smoke cigarettes And I don't wear cheap cologne [Verse 2] She'll get in from God-knows-where I'll smell that honky tonk in her hair I don't know if there's someone she's holdin' But my suspicion keeps on growin' And a shower won't cover it up When she gets home She don't smoke cigarettes And I don't wear cheap cologne [Chorus] When she's done with the wine, and comes home tonight And slips into this big ol' bed Well, I'll be gone, she'll be there all alone Lyin' by herself instead [Interlude] [Chorus] When she's done with the wine, and comes home tonight And slips into this big ol' bed Well, I'll be gone, she'll be there all alone Lyin' by herself instead [Verse 3] Well, I toss and turn in the sheets I close my eyes, but I can't sleep Another night waitin' up on her While this Bourbon and the porchlight burns No matter how hard she tries There's no way to hide what's been goin' on She don't smoke cigarettes And I don't wear cheap cologne [Outro] No, she don't smoke cigarettes And I don't wear cheap cologne