Kevin Bolger - CAUSE THE ELEPHANTS AND GOD HAVE SPANNER HANDSHAKES ALSO ALISON YOU CAN ADD TO THAT lyrics

TOOK MY FRIEND FOR A WALK TO THE AUTOMOBILE HE GOT BIT BY A DOG AND THE COMFORT STATION WAS UNCOMFORTABLE WE EMBARKED AROUND A ELEVEN CAUSE THE ELEPHANTS AND GOD HAVE SPANNER HANDSHAKES ALSO ALISON YOU CAN ADD TO THAT AT THE FESTIVAL BANDS ARE PLAYING SONGS AND THEY ALL USE THE SAME WORDS FESTA WENT FIDDLE FADDLE AND A FIELD DAY WELL IT'S A FIGURE OF SPEECH THE CHRISTIANS WENT TO MECCA TO SEE THEIR ONLY SON MARY IS A VIRGIN YEAH RIGHT TELL ME ANOTHER ONE HALF HEARTED IS ALL AROUND YOU HALLELUJA CAN'T SAVE YOU NOW THEY WANT US TO DO A HANDSPRING WHILE PRETENDING TO BE HAPPY A HEXACHORD IS A HEXA AND GOD IS GAY JUST REMEMBER MY SONG NEAR YOUR BRAIN CAUSE YOU'RE THE ONE THAT IS GAY CAUSE YOU'RE THE ONE THAT IS GAY! AT THE FESTIVAL BANDS ARE PLAYING SONGS AND THEY ALL USE THE SAME WORDS FESTA WENT FIDDLE FADDLE AND A FIELD DAY WELL IT'S A FIGURE OF SPEECH ( WHY IS IT A FIGURE OF SPEECH?) CAUSE THE ELEPHANTS AND GOD HAVE SPANNER HANDSHAKES ALSO ALISON YOU CAN ADD TO THAT LICK MY BALLS BABY OH YEAH !