Kevin Bloody Wilson - Don't touch your sister lyrics

Paroles de la chanson Don't Touch Your Sister : Son gotta talk to you Sit yourself down Your daddy's got something to say What you ought to know ‘Bout the birds and the bees And to keep you from going astray Cause there are some rules that us men folk must foller And life on the farm will be fine You can bang anything that you find in the holler But don't touch your sister she's mine You, can jack yourself off just as much as you want Maybe grandma will give you a hand Or go ask your momma cause she's been a waitin’ for you To grow into a man You can practise on cactus but just you be careful of Prickin’ your dick on a spine No tellin’ where else you can go dunk your biscuit But don't touch your sister she's mine Don't touch your sister or you’ll be in trouble Cause that sorta thing just ain't done If you feel a twitching from down in your britches Go look somewhere else for your fun You can practise on cactus but just you be careful of Prickin’ your dick on a spine No tellin’ where else you can go dunk your biscuit But don't touch your sister she's mine You can go hump your grampa cause if you’ll real gentle He probably won’t know that you’re there But when you are finished just bu*ton his flannels and Prop him back up in his chair You can have your first choice of the salesmen that Call or the preacher when he calls next time No telling where else you can go dunk your biscuit But don’t touch your sister she’s mine Them, buzzards ain’t bad when you know how to catch ‘em Just fart and they’ll think that you’re dead And don’t turn your back on the cat cause it scratches But potty cabs love giving head You can do what you like to the horses and cattle, the Chicken, the goats and the swine You can bang anything that you find in the barnyard But don’t touch your sister she’s mine You can bang anything that you find on the farm here But don’t touch your sister she’s mine