Kevin Bloody Wilson - The Builder lyrics

Verse School holidays were draggin' on He was gettin' really bored And his Mum had started poppin' pills She was climbin' up the walls So when he asked her could he go across The buildin' site and play She just popped another pill 'n' just said "Don't get in the way" So he chucked his little toolbox In his billycart 'n' left While his Mum knocked up a cuppa Laced with valium and Bex She needed all the help she could To cope with holidays But the pills and powders weren't enough When he got home from play... 'n' said... Chorus I wanna be a f**in' builder when I grow up... Eh, Mum And build f**in' houses everywhere, millions of the c*nts A bricky or a chippy, eh Mum, I don't give a f** I just wanna be a f**in' builder when I grow up Verse It seemed the sawn-off sh** Had listened to the builders while they worked And he'd remembered everything -- Word for f**in' word! And his shell-shocked Mum just sat there As he went on to explain How "some wa*ker lost the f**in' plans Then found the c*nts again! " And how "some dickhead missed the f**in' nail And hit his f**in' thumb! " And how "they shaved a mickey whisker Off the door to close the c***! " And his voice was so excited Best fun he'd ever had! "And can I go back tomorrow, Mum? Can't wait till I tell Dad, how... Chorus I wanna be a f**in' builder when I grow up And build f**in' houses everywhere, millions of the c*nts A bricky or a chippy, really, I don't give a f** I just wanna be a f**in' builder when I grow up Verse His Mum was scoffin' scotch and serepax And propped against the fridge And when his Dad got home she dribbled "Tell your father what you said" So the young bloke give his Dad a serve The air was turnin' blue "f** the weather, f** the foreman 'n' f** the unions, too! " His old man turned f**in' purple 'n' his whole body started to twitch Until finally he exploded "Go and get a switch!" But the young bloke shook his head 'n' said, "No way, mate, I've knocked off Anyway, you c'n go 'n' get rooted Cause that's a f**in' electrician's job! " Chorus Cause I wanna be a f**in' builder when I grow up And build f**in' houses everywhere, millions of the c*nts A bricky or a chippy, not a sparky, go get f**ed I just wanna be a f**in' builder when I grow up Yeah, I wanna be a f**in' builder when I grow up And build f**in' houses everywhere, millions of the c*nts A bricky or a chippy, you cranky ba*tard, go get f**ed I just wanna be a f**in' builder when I grow up Yeah, I wanna be a f**in' builder when I grow up And build f**in' houses everywhere, millions of the c*nts A bricky or a chippy, you're not me foreman, go get f**ed I just wanna be a f**in' builder when I grow up