Kevin Bloody Wilson - Kristmas Without Snow lyrics

It wouldn't be Kristmas without snow It wouldn't be Kristmas without snow You'll know Santa's coming when you hear him ho ho ho It wouldn't be Kristmas without snow It wouldn't be Kristmas without snow You'll know Santa's coming when you hear him ho ho ho Snow was a filthy ol' ba*tard And getting worse with age A dirty old man, but a funny old c*nt Twisted and depraved But the young mums loved old Snow 'cuz he looked like Santa Claus And they'd bring their kids to meet him And to hear him (raspy voice) HO HO HO It wouldn't be Kristmas without snow It wouldn't be Kristmas without snow You'll know Santa's coming when you hear him ho ho ho It wouldn't be Kristmas without snow It wouldn't be Kristmas without snow You'll know Santa's coming when you hear him ho ho ho And Snow would con 'em young mums To sit on Santa's knee... Snow loved them bouncing young mums bums The f*cking filthy sleaze But all the young mums loved him too And they loved to sit with Snow And Snow would bounce 'em up and down And you'd hear him (raspy voice) HO HO HO It wouldn't be Kristmas without snow It wouldn't be Kristmas without snow You'll know Santa's coming when you hear him ho ho ho It wouldn't be Kristmas without snow It wouldn't be Kristmas without snow You'll know Santa's coming when you hear him ho ho ho And Snow just couldn't help himself The deviant old prick And with them young mums bouncing on his knee He'd be fumblin' for his zip Then he'd casually take the young mum's hand And move it nice and slow And drop it on his floppy co*k And you'd hear him (raspy) HO...HO HO...OH It wouldn't be Kristmas without snow It wouldn't be Kristmas without snow You'll know Santa's coming when you hear him ho ho ho It wouldn't be Kristmas without snow It wouldn't be Kristmas without snow You'll know Santa's coming when you hear him ho ho ho (mp3 was incomplete, please adjust to full song, or send me full song)