Kevin Bloody Wilson - Grandad's got a bone lyrics

Paroles de la chanson Grandads Got A Bone : The old ba*tard lay sprawled on the nursin home floor He'd been wa*kin an fell out of his chair An as he fell on his guts his colostun he bust Splatterin muck an guck an sh** everywhere It was all up the wall on the matron an all It was caked on her apron an hair And as we ducked for cover that filthy old bugger just Sat there with his co*k in his hand....... Ah, it couldn't ave been a worse day cos it was his Birthday With the rellies rallied all round his bed Absoloutly amazed that he'd actually made another Birthday cos he should have ben dead With all that f**in an fightin that he'd done in his Life, he should have been hung years ago By any number of blokes whose missus he's poked with That monster he was strokin there now (Chorus) Ah, grandads got his stiffy Grandads got a bone Somebody better get nana in quick We'd promised her we'd phone He's OD'd on Viagra CALL GRANDMOTHER UP ON THE PHONE Grandads got a stiffy Grandads got a bone (verse) But he just wouldn't stop wa*kin so we chucked on a Blanked, so the women and kids couldn't see His battered banana hangin out his pyjamas and the cum Stain an sh** on his sheets But that filthy old ba*tard sat cackaling laughin, just Waving his slug in the air And by the look in his eye matron knew it was time 'EVERYBODY GET THE fu*k OUT OF HERE!!' (Chorus) Cos, grandads got his stiffy Grandads got a bone Somebody better get nana in quick We'd promised her we'd phone Cos grandads going ballistic CALL GRANDMOTHER UP ON THE PHONE Grandads got a stiffy Grandads got a bone