Kevin Bloody Wilson - Manuel The Bandito lyrics

Chorus You ask me if I know Manuel the bandito I know Manuel well and you know Manuel is the meanest and toughest and cruelest Bandito in all Meh-ico Many men die from the arms of Manuel His eyes they can cut like the knife You ask me if I know Manuel the bandito Manuel is a good friend of mine Verse Why only just yesterday, riding my burro Through the hills just off to the east Manuel he appeared like it seemed out of nowhere Pointing two big pistolas at me He say: "Get off the donkey and empty your pockets Better you do like I said Or I pull on the trigger of my two big pistolas Blow f*cking great hole in your head" So I empty my pockets, he say: "Not enough I thin' Manuel just have some fun You, get around the back and you lift up the tail And you kiss on the donkey's bum" So I do and I kiss and the donkey she sh** In a filthy big heap on the ground He wave the pistolas he laugh and say: "Eat!" So I start eating donkey sh** down Chorus You ask me if I know Manuel the bandito I know Manuel well and you know Manuel is the meanest and toughest and cruelest Son-of-b**h in all Meh-ico So many men die from the arms of Manuel His eyes they can cut like the knife You ask me if I know Manuel the bandito Manuel is a good friend of mine Verse But it's not just me frightened, my donkey is also This I can tell for a fact I thin' he remember one time once before When I lift up his tail just like that So he started kick me and he kick Manuel And Manuel dropped the pistolas down So I picked 'em up and I point 'em at him I say: "Hey, Manuel is your turn now!" You get around the back and you lift up his tail And come on Manuel you kiss his arse And you eat some sh** -- see I leave some for you Hey, Manuel, you thin' you so smart Still you ask me if I know Manuel very well Well, amigo, what more can I say? Would you believe that me and Manuel We had lunch together just yesterday! Chorus Yet you ask me if I know Manuel the bandito I know Manuel well now you know Manuel is the meanest and toughest and cruelest Motherf*cker in all Meh-ico So many men die from the arms of Manuel His eyes they can cut like the knife Still you ask me if I know Manuel the bandito Manuel is a good friend of mine But you keep asking if I know Manuel the bandito We had lunch together just yesterday Hey--ey--ey--ey