Kevin Bloody Wilson - Kev's Lament (It Was Over) lyrics

Kevin Bloody Wilson Miscellaneous Kev's Lament (It Was Over) Verse 1 I remember back on our very first date In the back seat of me car I wanted you to go all the way But you wouldn't go that far I wanted you to hold me dick You wanted to hold me hand And when I accidentally brushed your tit I just blew it and come in me pants Chorus And it was over ... Before it began Verse 2 I'll never forget the strain and the sweat As I fumbled with your gear A hundred degrees with the windows wound up So your Mum and Dad couldn't hear Tryin' me best to unzip your dress And unhook your bra with one hand And just when I thought I was doin' all right I come in me pants again Chorus And it was over ... Before it began Verse 3 Blouses and bu*tons and bras and buckles And 'Stop it, I'm gettin' cold' First time I've had a tit in me mouth Since I was nine months old I had lovers' balls and you had no idea Of the pitch of me pa**ion and pain Tryin' to stay cool with me knackers on fire I come in me pants again ... oh, sh** ... and again Verse 4 You wouldn't give and I wouldn't go And we couldn't seem to agree You got the giggles and I got the sh**s Then you wouldn't talk to me And when we made up and we started again Your Dad banged on the roof and he yelled: 'What are you two kids up to in there?' And I sh** in me pants as well Chorus And it was over ... Before it began Verse 5 You hear people say that they'd love to go back And do things that they did in the past But if you reckon they were the real good old days You can go stick 'em right up your arse! 'Cause when I look back how I came and I went With a tear in me eye I recall How me, I had a c*nt of a night But me undies had a ball Chorus And it was over ... Before it began