Kevin Ayers - Orible Orange lyrics

I'm an orible orange Covered in chemical spray. I'm absolutely nasty That's why i have to say That i'm an orible orange (he's an orible orange) I'm an orible orange (he's an orible orange) I'm an orible orange (he's an orible orange) And you shouldn't eat me. I'm a soggy white sandwich Made from bleached white bread. I'm absolutely nutrition-less and useless, That's why it has to be said That i'm a soggy white sandwich (he's a soggy white sandwich), etc. I'm a chemical kipper, Coloured with poisonous red dye. I wish i were a beautiful bloater But next to a pat of rancid bu*ter i lie. I'm a chemical kipper, etc. I'm a lamentable lentil Lamentablentablentablentable lentil. I'm a lamentable lentil, etc... I'm a miserable maggot, I live in poisoned fruit. I always have bad tummy aches, And very often puke--blechgh! I'm a miserable maggot Such a miserable maggot. Fruit ain't what it used to be. I'm a miserable maggot, etc... I'm an unhappy apple Covered in chemical dust I'm absolutely toxic So i warn you all i must I'm an unhappy apple, etc. ...you shouldn't eat me.