[Intro: Kevin Abstract] To fall in love with a stripper, it's so Drake-like To fall in love with an addict, it's so me-like My life is just like a movie (just like a movie) that you would hate to watch I want my life to be like an episode of Baywatch [Verse 1: Kevin Abstract] But it's not close to being that I'm not close to being rap I'm not close to being y'all Only stay close to this gat In case I decide to leave soon In case I decide to go home Only God control the storm and that's the only thing I know So I stay on this earth, with my feet in the dirt Mama said keep dodging church But it's hard when I'm addicted to scrolling through Tumblr and getting on Twitter Browsing through p**n sending links to my n***as, I'm weird