LEIGH I've had a man or two In fact I've had a few In dark and dingy places I've fallen to my knees And begged a stranger please A world of lust and lipstick traces I've had lawyers, doctors, judges and thugs And I never, never, never ask their names Hungry faces in the dark Dirty deeds in the park And before you ask I feel no shame Fat, thin, old, young, tiny meat, well hung White, black, half-chat Did you see the size of that Rough, shy, Greek, Thai Hairy, scary, straight or bi I'll have them all I'll have you all Don't think you're getting my phone number You were my charitable act of the week BATHROOM PATRON What? LEIGH There's nothing left to say really I never fall in love I just can't get enough Of boys with pretty faces Warm bed or Russell Square A cottage here or there Those charming, old familiar places I've had lawyers, doctors, judges and thugs And I never, never, never ask their names Hungry faces in the dark Dirty deeds in the park And before you ask I feel no shame LEIGH AND ENSEMBLE Fat, thin, old, young, tiny meat, well hung White, black, half-chat Did you see the size of that Rough, shy, Greek, Thai Hairy, scary, straight or bi LEIGH I'll have them all