LEIGH Ich Bin Kunst, can't you see? Look at you, then look at me I am art, you're parody Ich Bin Kunst Je suis art, tres, tres debonair Because you don't, And because I dare I blow you mind, C'est mon plaisir Ich Bin Kunst My fellow republicans... I don't want people to cotton on to my ideas I certainly don't dress like this to go shopping Can you imagine? The next time I go into Marks and Spencer's, all the women will be bald with ink dripping from their heads It started when I was only a boy I couldn't kick a ball, climb a tree, play at war I took pleasure in the things that make men shudder I dressed up in the wardrobe of my Mother My father said "Don't panic it's a phase" "Phase one" I said, and snipped and sewed for days I dreamed of London town, Ardent fashion was my thing I arrived and took a job in Burger King! - It was nothing! What's disturbing about distortion? The agenda isn't beauty or ugliness. That's all your ideas Am I part of British fashion? Am I a part of anything? Am I part of the universe is what I'd like to know! Ich Bin Kunst, can't you see Look at you, then look at me I am art, you're parody Ich Bin Kunst Je suis art, tres, tres, debonair Because you don't, and because I dare I blow you mind, C'est mon plaisir Ich Bin Kunst