Kershaw Nik - What The Papers Say lyrics

i read it in the papers it must be true it said "girl gives birth to alien boy" but do we see a photo of this bundle of joy --- no, no i saw another headline it knocked me flat it said "dinosaur found alive today" it's easy when you're talking the rhetorical way it's what the papers say you know it's right it's down there written in black and white --- for you it's what the papers say you know it's true they're responsible citizens and wold they lie to you? i saw it on the front page whatever next? it read "N.A.S.A plans s** in outer space" no doubt to procreate the human race they put it in the late news well, now hear this, it went "man with two heads learns to fly" well, JESUS, but it must have been one hell of a guy it's what the papers say you know it's right it's down there written in black and white --- for you it's what the papers say you know it's true they're the pillars of society and would they lie to you? i saw it on the newsstand it shouted at me it said "we are all good and they are all bad" well drive me to the clinic 'cos it's driving me mad it's what the papers say you know it's right it's down there written in black and white --- for you it's what the papers say you know it's true they're responsible citizens and would they lie to you? it's what the papers say you know it's right it's down there written in black and white --- for you it's what the papers say you know it's true they're the pillars of society and would they lie to you? it's what the papers say you know it's right it's down there written in black and white --- for you it's what the papers say you know it's true they're responsible citizens and would they lie to you?