You got three in the front seat Should be you and your chick Instead, there's some cat Claims he gets carsick Keep both eyes open One hand on the wheel It may be hard to believe But, some folks like to steal Now, you got a woman Lookin' good in the crowd There's a love buzzard Waitin' to take her out Keep both eyes open One hand on the wheel It may be hard to believe But, some folks like to steal She calls you up Puts off a date for the night You go along with her and you say, "Honey, that's alright" You drive past her house And see his car outside You best friend done taught Your good woman to lie Keep both eyes open One hand on the wheel You see, I'm living proof Some folks like to steal