Verse: "Fill it up please sir", that's what they say to the bartender He responds in kind and kindly points them toward the tip cup Right beside him, at the makeshift bar Says, "Boy watch me close, looks like we've got some big spenders... Heavy drinkers...but this here, know this here Ain't no normal Long Island Iced Tea No this is homemade Sure to knock you on your keester They say they can't taste the liquor Watch them turn into believers." I say, "Good luck," and duck Back into the front room The DJ plays the rap tunes The night's heating up I'm posted in the cut On Duty This private party isn't for me truly A young lady runs into me As she stumbles out the bathroom In a two-piece bathing suit "..There's no swimming pool?" I step back to get a better view She says,"Excuse me baby, now just Who are you?" Doorman Posted in a corner Streetwalker, Sweet talker "Oh, I'm supposed to count your dollars And watch this door. If you need me Just holler" Repeat Verse 2: At her other job, it's all about the grind Even off the clock, has the money on her mind She's not underpaid, still puts in overtime "Oh that's why she was running late?" Walked in with a friend...Like A Pimp David Banner, Lil Flip How ironic then, that this record spins All the men, been there since 10 They're three sheets to the wind When the show begins He wore construction workers' Tims And a wave cap, pulled back His hair was gray, the skully was black Head leaning, thought he took a nap She gets closer, and he throws a stack She throws it back Now he'd like to get more intimate She acts cool, but she's still about her business They walk past, he looks at me suspiciously... Like, "Who are you?" ..I just wanted to ask the same Doorman Hook: Bridge: She says, "Thank you darling" And I'm like, "Sure, problem But wait, pardon babe You never told me, who are you? She say, "They call me the party starter!" Say she the reason why they popping bottles. (Oh I know) I'm like, "But really, who are you?" I say, "But really, who are you?!" Who are you? Hook: Doorman