Well, they'll stone you when you're tryin' to be so good They'll stone you just like they said they would They'll stone you when you're tryna go home Then they'll stone you when you're there all alone But I would not feel so all alone Everybody must get stoned Well, they'll stone you when you're walkin' on the streets They'll stone you when you're tryna keep your seat They'll stone you when you're walkin' on the floor They'll stone you when you're walkin' to the door But I would not feel so all alone Everybody must get stoned They'll stone you when you're at the breakfast table They'll stone you when you are un and able They'll stone you when you're tryna make a buck They'll stone you and then they'll say, "Good luck" Yeah, but I would not feel so all alone Everybody must get stoned Well, they'll stone you and say that that's the end Then they'll stone you and then they'll come back again They'll stone you when you're riding in your car They'll stone you when you're playing your guitar Yes, but I would not feel so all alone Everybody must get stoned, alright Well, they'll stone you when you are all alone They'll stone you when you are walking home They'll stone you and then say they're all brave They'll stone you when you're sent down in your grave But I would not feel so all alone Everybody must get stoned!