[Verse 1] I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly I'm crying [Verse 2] Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday Man, you've been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long [Chorus] I am the egg man, they are the egg men I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob [Verse 3] Mister City, policeman sitting Pretty little policemen in a row See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run I'm crying, I'm crying I'm crying, I'm crying [Verse 4] Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye Crabalocker fishwife, p**nographic priestess Boy, you've been a naughty girl you let your knickers down [Chorus] I am the egg man, they are the egg men I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob [Verse 5] Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun If the sun don't come, you get a tan From standing in the English rain [Chorus] I am the egg man, they are the egg men I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob [Verse 6] Expert textpert choking smokers Don't you think the joker laughs at you? See how they smile like pigs in a sty See how they snide I'm crying [Verse 7] Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe [Outro] I am the egg man, they are the egg men I am the walrus, goo goo good job g'goo goo good job Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob g'goo Everybody's got one, everybody's got one (Repeat until end)