I'm a bundle of nerves, get a little disturbed Every time she looks at me My heart starts thumping, blood starts pumping I get weak in my knees My voice quivers, my body shivers My vision gets all blurred Her eyes flutter, my words stutter I'm just a bundle of nerves Wrecked my shopping cart, inside Wal-Mart When she spoke that southern drawl Smiled at me, wrote down her number Said, "Big boy, give me a call" Tried to play it cool but fell over a stool As I turned to walk away Wound up on my back, underneath a rack Of women's lingerie I'm a bundle of nerves, get a little disturbed Every time she looks at me My heart starts thumping, blood starts pumping I get weak in my knees My voice quivers, my body shivers My vision gets all blurred Her eyes flutter, my words stutter I'm just a bundle of nerves Thought I'd try my luck, so I called her up She said, "Let's go out tonight" Showed up early feeling like John Wayne But acting like Barney Fife Wearing nothing but a smile and an itty-bitty towel She opened up the door I was floating through the air, when I tripped on a stair And fell right off the porch I'm a bundle of nerves, get a little disturbed Every time she looks at me My heart starts thumping, blood starts pumping I get weak in my knees My voice quivers, my body shivers My vision gets all blurred Her eyes flutter, my words stutter I'm just a bundle of nerves Her eyes flutter, my words stutter I'm just a bundle, Lord, I'm a bundle I'm just a bundle of nerves