Ken Kaniff - Babysitter lyrics

[Verse 1] (Hi, is Ken home? I was callin' 'bout a...) Yeah, this is Ken, how ya doing? What you want? (I'm doing fine, thanks for asking) Stop laughing (I'm sorry I've just never heard a voice with your pa**ion) Anyways what you callin' 'bout, what you need? (I read your ad in the paper and thought that you could be a qualified babysitter for my daughter Katy) Ooh Hailie? (No Katy!) sh** that sounds shady (Sir i just...) I know what you want, fine i'll do it How old is baby Katy does she feed on baby food? Does she use a pacifier? Cuz I got one that's attached to the middle of my legs [?] (Hey, what the f** are you talkin' about?) (You wanna put your dick in my six year-old daughters mouth?) (What the hell, sh** I'm hanging up the phone leave me alone) Wait I'm sorry hold on [?] [Hook x2] If you're a father with kids ages sixteen to six There's a babysitter out on the crowd lookin' for kids He's not armed at all but considered quite dangerous Warn your children, tell 'em stay away from strangers [Verse 2] (Hello?) Hi, sorry about that (How'd you get this number?) *69, dumb f**, it works wonders I wonder, I met a girl named Katy last summer, at a slumber party, hardly sixteen or younger, under-aged just the way I like 'em (Wait, you like 'em?) I love 'em, f** I can't get enough of them Actually, Katy, does she go to Elementary? (Yeah, at...) [?] school cross the penitentiary (Wait, how'd you know rapist, sick perverted stalker, leave me and my daughter alone before I call the cops!) Don't bother, s**er, I got your baby [?] I scope her out from school sometimes when you don't look Forget about it sir, do you want me to babysit? (f** no! Are you out of your mind you crazy sh**?!) Now look, you call me I was talkin' to k** some time I'm a babysitter (Nah, you're out of your mind) [Hook x2] Call your daughter on the phone and see if she recognizes (Please, leave me alone, this is turning into a crisis!) (You're telling me, basically my daughter was molested by some sick f** like you, look, I'm having you arrested!) (It's not ok, my daughter's now six and a half, don't you get it motherf**er, what's your problem? Don't laugh! Even if you're joking this sh**'s still not funny!) You're smokin' chill out dawg, I'm playing with you dummy (Oh, you're joking, thank god, I thought you were being real, I almost had a heart attack, but now I feel a whole lot better!) Well you shouldn't cuz I f**ed her (Wait who?) Your daughter, in a dumpster motherf**er I'm never gonna change, got that better accepted (Wait, what about my daughter?) I'm not lying, she was molested (I can't believe that people like you really exist!) Well we do, and we sell albums too, you little b**h [Hook x2]