I saw a dog, walking a dog, little voice said: "That ain't no dog, that's a hog" And I said: "Which one?" When I grow up I'm gonna get me a girl Don't have to be pretty, as long as she's a rich one I saw a beast with a two-fisted feast, little voice said: "That can't be right", I said: "No". And it ain't pretty I saw a trout with too much hanging out Just another day in the city I spend some time, looking at the world around me If life was a symphony, how would the sound be? Beautiful dreams, filling my head Maybe it's time for me to get out of bed, no Todo loco, my world is crazy Can't remember yesterday, everything's too hazy Think about tomorrow, all I hear is maybe Todo loco, this world is crazy I saw an old guy doing some tricks, little voice said: "That guy's so sneaky", I said: "Must be a magician" And then I listened to the things that he said, I saw That ain't no magic, he's just a politician He's asking me to put an "X" by his name So he can carry on playing his game Nothing will change it will all be the same And he'll just find someone to blame Todo loco, my world is crazy Can't remember yesterday, everything's too hazy Think about tomorrow, all I hear is maybe Todo loco The time will come, you'll have your choice You'll have the power of a single voice But be careful where you place your faith The man may have another face He'll tell you what you want to hear If you'll just give him four more years But when he's back in his nice big house He'll eat you up and spit you out Todo loco, my world is crazy Can't remember yesterday, everything's too hazy Think about tomorrow, all I hear is maybe Todo loco, this world is crazy Todo loco