Kelly - Where Do You Think You're Going in That? (Kelly's Mom) lyrics

(Spoken) Oh, what a day it's been Let's read my pamphlet here What would Jesus do? For ages : 55 & older #1. Love thy neighbor Love thy neighbor as thy self Thank you lord Thank you for this... Oh no (Music starts) Excuse me! Where do you think you're going in that? You're gunna march right upstairs That's what you're gunna do March it Is that a tattoo? Tattoos are from the devil Tattoos are from the devil The devil You're gunna march up to your room I'm so flustered You're gunna march it woman March, march, march And change your clothes Is that a tattoo? Tattoos are from the devil You don't even know Chinese Why are you wearing that? You're watching too much of the H-B-O Too much HBO Jesus Christ on a crutch If you go out looking like that They're gunna think your a Street walker A walker in the night They're gunna want to pay you for Looking like that It's wrong and it's unclean You need to change that, missy Boys just wanna get in your too-too Boys just wanna get in your too-too I thought I told you that They want in your too-too And you march upstairs and you cover up that too-too They're gunna think you're a transvestite We're gunna be on Montel Williams For Chri-i You better cover it up, missy I don't wanna be on Montel You're gunna be pregnant And that means I'm gunna be a grandmother And you know what? That'll be the seed of the devil They want in your too-too They want in your too-too The devil