I'm a man in the rain Here they come now, teddy boys I'm a bad man all alone I belong here, teddy boys Oh, maybe I'm just looking for something nasty Songs I'm gonna sing in jail Or maybe I'm just looking for some affectations Before somebody comes to kick me out of the club I'm a man, maybe two And I see you, teddy boys Like a mad dog in a dream I want ice cream, teddy boys Oh, maybe I'm just looking for something nasty Songs I'm gonna sing in jail Oh, Bobby's not in trouble, baby, it's his birthday And now somebody's come to kick me out of the club Teddy boys, teddy boys Call me Jack anyway, could be fun Here they come, anyone You don't have to be clean to be seen I'm a man moving uptown And the fat boys are tracking me down Oh my God, so I run and I run and I run Till I'm right back laughing with you Teddy boys, teddy boys Teddy boys