Kelly Buchanan - Asshole Of The Year lyrics

Last night you made a mistake You're sorry you got me thinking you would stay But you're a mess, you don't want me around As long as you hate yourself you will only let me down Well that's sweet, how you're thinking of me I deserve the best and so you'll let me be You could've thought of that before you opened up old wounds Made love to me and then hit me with the news Well go on leave then, but before you do Time Magazine just called, they want to talk to you: "Congratulations! You are the a**hole of the year!" You just won something, so you can stop feeling so sorry for you dear If you're confused, conflicting voices in your head Why don't you and you go fight it out so I can dump whoever's left Oh sh**, when did it get this bad? I was your princess, now I'm your who*e instead If last night you were just making a mistake To hell with you, you're not the man I fell in love with anyway So put on your pants and go I'm taking the CDs but you take home the gold Congratulations! You are the a**hole of the year! Put on your medal and stop feeling so sorry for you, So you're confused, conflicting voices in your head? Why don't you and you go fight it out so I can dump whoever's left Which one of you slept with me last night, Which one of you is leaving today I'm guessing that it don't matter much You both are a**holes anyway Congratulations! You are the a**hole of the year! You won at something so you can stop feeling so sorry for you dear I'll never reason with all the voices in your head So why don't you and you go fight it out and I'll just dump whoever's left Yeah, I will dump whoever's left