[Verse 1: Vanessa Hudgens] Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee Lousy with virginity Won't go to bed 'til I'm legally wed I can't! I'm Sandra Dee! [Verse 2: Vanessa Hudgens & The Pink Ladies] Watch it! Hey, I'm Doris Day I was not brought up that way Won't come across, even Rock Hudson lost His heart to Doris Day [Verse 3: Vanessa Hudgens & (The Pink Ladies)] I don't drink (Ew!) Or swear (Ew!) I don't wrap my hair (Ew!) I get ill off of one cigarette (Cough, cough, cough) Keep your filthy paws off my silky drawers Would you pull that crap with Annette? [Verse 4: Vanessa Hudgens & The Pink Ladies] As for you Troy Donahue I know what you wanna do You've got your crust, I'm no object of lust I'm just plain Sandra Dee [Verse 5: Vanessa Hudgens] Elvis! Elvis, let me be! Keep that pelvis far from me Don't be a fool Now your starting to drool Be cool, I'm Sandra Dee [Spoken Outro: Julianne Hough & Vanessa Hudgens] You making fun of me, Rizz? Some people are so touchy