[Verse 1] Well, she's very wealthy it's true So in that she is one up on you She's dressed all in red, white and blue And she always knows more than you do [Chorus] She's so affected Cool, calm, collected [Verse 2] She knows who to smile to today She has just been brought up in that way She knows all the right games to play And she always just knows what to say [Chorus][x2] She's so affected Cool, calm, collected [Verse 3] In public the strain's hard to bear She exudes such a confident air But behind she is not without care But she sweeps it right under her hair [Chorus] She's so affected Cool, calm, collected [Verse 4] She seems to glow brilliantly white And her hair seems to shine in the night With her feet unbelievably light And her teeth ready, sharpened to bite [Chorus] She's so affected Cool, calm, collected