I was so wasted I was so wasted [Verse 1] I was a hippie I was a burnout I was a dropout You know I was out of my head And I was a surfer I had a skateboard I was so happy, man You know I lived on the strand [Hook] I was so wasted, I was wasted I was so wasted, I was wasted [Verse 2] I was so f**ed up I was so screwed up I was so jacked up Couldn't get any higher than that And I was so pilled up I was so nebbed out I was so jacked up I was out of my head [Hook] I was so wasted, I was wasted I was so wasted, I was wasted