Keith Mack - The Breakup (Skit) lyrics

[Mike Epps] Hey, hey, hey come on in [Malieka] Hey Baby [Mike Epps] Hey, what's goin on [Malieka] Ok. How you doin, just been out running around, and what you up to? [Mike Epps] Yeah I'm doin good. Gon sit down. Let me take ya coat [Malieka] Ok [Mike Epps] You know they make this lil jacket in leather dont you? Malieka] Oh they do? So you gon get it for me? [Mike Epps] Yeah, let me gon and hang it up for you, gon and sit down [Malieka] How you doin? [Mike Epps] I'm doin good, I'm doin good...I'm doin so good DAT b*tch I FOLLOWED YOU TODAY!!! [Malieka] What n***a? Is you crazy? What you mean you followed me?! [Mike Epps] Yeah, nah dont gon stutterin now de-de-de-de-de yo a**, gon and sit down [Malieka] What is wrong which you? [Mike Epps] Yeah I followed you today... [Malieka] You ain't follow nobody [Mike Epps] You had just came out the chicken place, you gat you a 6-piece wing wit a greenbean and yam, b**h I seen what you had ordered [Malieka] n***a you ain't see sh** [Mike Epps] You had dat ol monkey a** n***a wit you [Malieka] You the only monkey a** n***a I know! [Mike Epps] This n***a had baby powder on his chest wit a whole bunch of lil kinked up necklaces and sh** wit"I love you mom and dad" and fake uzis and sh** connected to the chain [Malieka] You talkin bout yoself ol extra regular a** n***a [Mike Epps] Now see my first reaction was to run up on you and just grab the back of yo pants and give you a wedgie [Malieka] Oh but you know, you know better though [Mike Epps] Just put the thong all up in ya a** [Malieka] Don't touch nobody...Dont touch me [Mike Epps] But I said naw, b**h i said naw [Malieka] Dont wanna be dealin wit yo a**, you need to stop talkin to me crazy f*ggot! [Mike Epps] And then had the nerve, you had the nerve to go get yo hair cut down low like a n***a...b**h yo head look like a dirty tennis ball now!!! [Malieka] Do you talk to yo momma like this dats why dont like yo a** either! [Mike Epps] You the only b**h I know right now to this day dat take a pair of dirty pantsout tha clothes hamper and iron 'em till they look like blue leatherpants, n***a just iron chicken stains and jelly stains all in the a** of da pants... [Malieka] You wanna talk about somebody jeans but n***a you can't spray cologneover dirty a** clothes, ok you betta watch yo back n***a I'mma have you touched! [Mike Epps] b**h how you gon have me k**ed with $439 a month?! [Malieka] Somebody need to have you k**ed ol sorry a** [Mike Epps] b**h if you have me k**ed you gettin kicked out the house, period! [Malieka] n***a shut up you stink, ok, always talkin sh**, make me sick which ya broke a**. You ain't got sh**, you ain't sh**, ya feet stank n***a ya nasty.Ya dirty, ya look bad, ya talk stupid, ya dumb...Say this sh** to T.I