Down on Main Street, after sundown Good Time Charlie and Wandering Bill Thought they might hold up old Hoppy's Drive In One got away, one never will [Chorus:] And that's the way it goes around here I think everybody knows That's the song we've been singin' for years That's the way the wild wind blows Too-tall Annie kept her money In a Bible she never read They found Lefty - her first ex-husband In his new pickup truck at the bottom of the river bed [Chorus] Luther Martin - he ain't got no money But he sells papers and buys his wine His great granddaddy owned half of Main Street Luther's daddy didn't have a dime [Chorus] Ain't no secret ol' Doc Skinner Wrote prescriptions, made lots of friends He could dance like nobody's business Folks around here are sure missing him [Chorus]